Read a Book
Seriously

heckacute:

People who say things like, “Whoa, they must have been so high when they made that,” whenever they see something even slightly strange are the same people who think that water doesn’t taste like anything. 

earendil-was-a-mariner:

My milkshakes bring them all and in the darkness bind them. 

Looking for a new read for your precocious youngster? Try the best selling children’s book “The Grapes of Wrath”!

Looking for a new read for your precocious youngster? Try the best selling children’s book “The Grapes of Wrath”!

(Source: burritttto)

taco bell employee: how are you today?
me: crunchwrap supreme
simsgonewrong:

my sim was taking photobooth photos with another girl who DIED halfway through 

simsgonewrong:

my sim was taking photobooth photos with another girl who DIED halfway through 

itchyboob:

i think about this a lot

itchyboob:

i think about this a lot

(Source: flaggedandremoved)

cooldudebro:

the first rule of fight club

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hroakie:

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d0nn0:

Me: omg babe keep it down you’re gonna wake my parents!

Computer: *huummmmmmmmmmmmmm*

(Source: elfgrandfather)

bjerk:

can’t let the people’s elbow get dirty

khl0ekardashian:

When you have to drop a friend off and your mamas calling you yelling that you’re past your curfew

khl0ekardashian:

When you have to drop a friend off and your mamas calling you yelling that you’re past your curfew

(Source: neilmobile)

lyxdelsic:

"hey can I copy your homework?"

“I was gonna copy yours”

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darkbluetile:

free him

darkbluetile:

free him

(Source: awwww-cute)