Read a Book
Seriously

not-a-comedian:

12exe:

Horton hears somebody he used to know

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do you ever regret drawing something

(Source: medimeedes)

obeseblackguy:

when the internet takes a lil over a millisecond to load

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(Source: papadevs)

http://rekidk.tumblr.com/post/92931130699/glenn-rhee-pizzaboy-greatdarknoodleking

glenn-rhee-pizzaboy:

greatdarknoodleking:

adult’s movies: sex, explosions, yelling, cheap love story

kid’s movies: deep heart-wrenching death, moments where you question your own values, humor, adult jokes splashed in, the secret to the entire universe, sometimes explosions too

"I…

"We're doing it"

nox: doing... it?? ?? ??? IT??? DOING WHAT? ??? DOING ..... SE X? ??? BEFORE MARRIAGE?? BEFOR E BUYING A HOUSE AND HAVIN G KIDS? ??? ILLEGAL AND UNHOLY IM CALLING THE POLICE

heckacute:

People who say things like, “Whoa, they must have been so high when they made that,” whenever they see something even slightly strange are the same people who think that water doesn’t taste like anything. 

earendil-was-a-mariner:

My milkshakes bring them all and in the darkness bind them. 

Looking for a new read for your precocious youngster? Try the best selling children’s book “The Grapes of Wrath”!

Looking for a new read for your precocious youngster? Try the best selling children’s book “The Grapes of Wrath”!

(Source: burritttto)

taco bell employee: how are you today?
me: crunchwrap supreme
simsgonewrong:

my sim was taking photobooth photos with another girl who DIED halfway through 

simsgonewrong:

my sim was taking photobooth photos with another girl who DIED halfway through 

itchyboob:

i think about this a lot

itchyboob:

i think about this a lot

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cooldudebro:

the first rule of fight club

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hroakie:

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d0nn0:

Me: omg babe keep it down you’re gonna wake my parents!

Computer: *huummmmmmmmmmmmmm*

(Source: elfgrandfather)